Workaholism

God created work because emotions are too much to bear. Isn't work the ultimate distraction from our own misfits? You get to contribute to society and get that sense of accomplishment! Plus it takes up most of your time! Wow! And you earn money! Plus, the only health disadvantage it has is stress, which will not kill your liver, lungs and will not kill brain cells. Besides you'll get stressed in other aspects too, better stress on something productive than the other stuff.


Yes, this sounds like some lame advocacy campaign to encourage a workaholic lifestyle.