I actually drafted an outline for this post, you know. Sadly, I lost it. Fuckity.
Identities are changed in this post for privacy reasons.
Jorpa*: (Insert asar dedicated to me here)
Macci: Tae. Ang yabang mo ah. Pag ako nagtanong sayo---
Jorpa*: Haha. Cge, tanong ko.
Macci: (Hesitates) Eh. Shy me.
(Immature friends continue computing compatibility between people through accurate and proven methods namely M.A.S.H and Flames)
Macci: Jorp!
Jorpa*: Ano?
Macci: In love ka na ba kay Niki*?
Jorpa*: Oo.
Macci: (Deep inside TANGINA OMFUCKINGFUCKINGFUCKIINGGOD! 100X! FDSHSJKDHFLDSH) Aaaaahhhh! Kinikilig ako. (Happy frown face)
Jorpa*: Ha.ha.
Macci: Nasabi mo na ba sa kanya?
Jorpa*: Uh. Hindi pa.
Macci: Shet. -_- Kinikilig ako.
(Macci pauses for 2 mins...)
Macci: Shet. Naiiyak ako.
(Macci rushes to her friends Bomba* and Jihad*. Cries with poise and grace.)
This was an actual event dated on August 11 2009. THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM TELLING THIS STORY!
Bow.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
the mandatory: jompy <3 nica post (part1)
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